Fishy Jokes.
What is
the best way to communicate with fish?
Drop them a line!
What kind of fish is
useful on ice?
A skate!
What fish terrorizes
the other fish?
Jack The Kipper.
What's the best way
to catch a fish?
Get
someone to throw it at you.
Who lies at the
bottom of the sea and is dangerous to man?
Billy the Squid!
What did
the sea say to the sand?
Nothing it just
waves.
Why are fishmongers
so mean?
Because their job
makes them sell fish.
What did the boy
octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your
hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand
What's a howling baby
whale?
A little blubber.
What part of fish
weigh the most?
The scales
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